I saw this ad for a condo - do not ask me why I was looking for condos - must be my imaginary quest to own an apartment in Manhattan -anyway - it said 1 bedroom on Columbus circle (probably the most expensive real estate location in the city) ... over 600 sq.ft (What? That's HUGE! I'm already behaving like a New Yorker!) and the price - $675,000 - could NOT believe it - THAT cheap? I wondered why the hell the price was SO damn low - I got really excited - I thought maybe I was the lucky spotter of the ad that nobody had spotted - and then I checked out the website ...
http://www.realestatewellness.org/
how is this person planning to sell this place - you would have to skin it alive for someone to even look at it ...
you have to walk through a 'metal gate' to get into the living room - what the hell? (or maybe I just died and walked into the garden of Eden) - beautiful - yet I would be scared of bird crap falling all over my head ...
on closer introspection - I noticed the ad mentions 'Columbus Cycle' - slow down on the hashish please - buyers are going to be lost as it is once they walk in to the jungle - let's not confuse them with the wrong location.
what is wrong with people ??
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